kaible:

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zygoats:

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a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

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You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

(Source: hoopdiddydiddy)

Just met the BEST cab driver. “Oh, my friend, you look like Christopher Columbus!” As did every other white person. Also, “that guy drives like my aunt! She’s 85 and still smokes the weed from the hookah!” And my personal favorite, “everybody smoke weed. You know who don’t smoke? You know who don’t?”
“No, Shamesh, who?”
“All the dead people. Very hard for dead people to smoke, my friend.”

chicken-buddha:

you ignorant fool

My room is messy, but my Charizard boxers from Gamestop came in and I wanted to show them off.

Also dat laundry day shirt.

  1. Camera: Photo Booth

Most selfish thought I’ve had in a while: my friend’s grandmother just died and I’m with her and her boyfriend. She’s just clutching him and crying and like I just wish I had someone like that when my grandpa died and jdhdbrvr I haven’t had anyone to cling to in years.

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Disney Princesses with Steve Buscemi eyes

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I tried it the other way around. I wish I hadn’t. 
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I tried it the other way around. I wish I hadn’t. 
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I tried it the other way around. I wish I hadn’t. 
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I tried it the other way around. I wish I hadn’t. 
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Disney Princesses with Steve Buscemi eyes

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I tried it the other way around. I wish I hadn’t. 
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I tried it the other way around. I wish I hadn’t. 
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Disney Princesses with Steve Buscemi eyes

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I tried it the other way around. I wish I hadn’t. 
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I tried it the other way around. I wish I hadn’t. 
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I tried it the other way around. I wish I hadn’t. 
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Disney Princesses with Steve Buscemi eyes

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I tried it the other way around. I wish I hadn’t. 

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Disney Princesses with Steve Buscemi eyes

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I tried it the other way around. I wish I hadn’t. 

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I made the most ridiculous face.

Full series of “Clever Snapchats” here

Fuck you fuck you fuck you. Just because I’m older, just because I’m male doesn’t mean I’m not able to be upset. Stop stifling how I feel because you don’t want to deal with it. Your fucking pristine daughter does not get emotional priority just because she’s dumber than me.

Fuck you. Every fucking family vacation we have, you let me know how truly worthless you find me. After all these years, you’d think I wouldn’t be surprised. Oh my god fuck you I am so angry