Fuck my friends right now. Ya’ll said to call you later and made plans. I called you. Nothing.

If you wanna smoke all my bud and then bail, be upfront about it.

emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

moonbrains:

forgive me father for i have sinned

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cutiepiecliffordd:

don’t be rude to vegans, don’t be rude to vegetarians, don’t be rude to meat eaters, don’t be rude to people who have a different diet to you

I fixed it.

This is for all Supernatural fans out there.

Yeah, it’s a real thing.

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fuckyeah1990s:

 People always go, “Dude how many of these things are you going to get?” And I’m like, “All of them, duh.”

I would like to help this gentleman. Please donate your VHS copy of Speed to him if you can.

randyblueofficial:

Boys of Randy Blue - Blow (x)

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you’reeeeee a dumb ho and i hope you fall in a well and shit.

demisnowflake:

Man goes crazy after reporter asks for his name. 

TRANSCRIPT: I’m confused, because, um, you know, like, we’re supposed to believe in the ministry, right? so is the, uh uh, is the church and state supposed to be separate? I’m confused because, I never went to school, right? is a confused person get a resolution? I don’t understand. You see, when you go like that, right, you have across two sticks, right? and that’s how I felt when I was in Waterloo, because when I walked in Waterloo and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire. they used the cross—and they went like this: by not smiling at me. In Toronto—hey I guys, you know me, Steve Spiros? Easygoing? those who know me—I’m a nobody, you understand? and you can’t kill a person with no body. So, why am I afraid? I’m not afraid. I’m afraid of the boogie man. Who’s the boogie man? You figure it out. I’m getting out of here. I’m going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out. And I’m gonna wear my sunglasses because women show their tits, have short skirts, and then they feel violated when I look at them. why? because I have sunglasses on and I’m weird. UH, I’m from Humberside I’m sorry if i, uh, i made a fool of Humberside, but, all those people who called me a sleepwalker? I woke up. now I’m going back to sleep, cause I’m gonna be in an isolation room because I’m going to go back to the Ministry and allow them to perceive me as I am—A FUCKUP! GOODBYE! Hey Toronto take a good look at look at this square. it was a shithole when I worked here, now looks like bombs, but Waterloo, they’re creating bombs—they created me! why? I don’t know, maybe it’s the church. talk to the pope, he knows everything. I had it. I’m gonna die. How can you die when you’re dead? OH wait a second. I’m gonna be crucified right? I’m not gonna raise my voice. I’m committed to the Lord.I love you.

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4gifs:

Platypus playtime

seeing this, i completely understand why scientists originally thought the platypus was something someone must have stitched together.

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