All ads and commercials should just have be videos of cats and then they show the product logo at the end.

gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

thefrogman:

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Safely Endangered by Chris [website | patreon]

thefrogman:

Safely Endangered by Chris [website | patreon]

undeadnomad:

hi I’m the chosen undead and welcome to jackass

*jumps in the abyss*

(Source: salithewitch)

(Source: peacetapes)

tatsuyea:

supereurowarpzone:

DO YOU DARE MOCK THE PERSONA OF A SHEPHERD?

beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end, ed boy

  • Video Game: Press Start
  • Me: *presses A*

dontputupafightmonaco:

icantbelieveitsnotwinchester:

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

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if only the titanic did that

too soon

100 YEARS AGO

Now, I don’t like my sister’s boyfriend; but I like that she cheats on him even less.

kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

found itimage

You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

(Source: hoopdiddydiddy)

Just met the BEST cab driver. “Oh, my friend, you look like Christopher Columbus!” As did every other white person. Also, “that guy drives like my aunt! She’s 85 and still smokes the weed from the hookah!” And my personal favorite, “everybody smoke weed. You know who don’t smoke? You know who don’t?”
“No, Shamesh, who?”
“All the dead people. Very hard for dead people to smoke, my friend.”