demisnowflake:

Man goes crazy after reporter asks for his name. 

TRANSCRIPT: I’m confused, because, um, you know, like, we’re supposed to believe in the ministry, right? so is the, uh uh, is the church and state supposed to be separate? I’m confused because, I never went to school, right? is a confused person get a resolution? I don’t understand. You see, when you go like that, right, you have across two sticks, right? and that’s how I felt when I was in Waterloo, because when I walked in Waterloo and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire. they used the cross—and they went like this: by not smiling at me. In Toronto—hey I guys, you know me, Steve Spiros? Easygoing? those who know me—I’m a nobody, you understand? and you can’t kill a person with no body. So, why am I afraid? I’m not afraid. I’m afraid of the boogie man. Who’s the boogie man? You figure it out. I’m getting out of here. I’m going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out. And I’m gonna wear my sunglasses because women show their tits, have short skirts, and then they feel violated when I look at them. why? because I have sunglasses on and I’m weird. UH, I’m from Humberside I’m sorry if i, uh, i made a fool of Humberside, but, all those people who called me a sleepwalker? I woke up. now I’m going back to sleep, cause I’m gonna be in an isolation room because I’m going to go back to the Ministry and allow them to perceive me as I am—A FUCKUP! GOODBYE! Hey Toronto take a good look at look at this square. it was a shithole when I worked here, now looks like bombs, but Waterloo, they’re creating bombs—they created me! why? I don’t know, maybe it’s the church. talk to the pope, he knows everything. I had it. I’m gonna die. How can you die when you’re dead? OH wait a second. I’m gonna be crucified right? I’m not gonna raise my voice. I’m committed to the Lord.I love you.

(Source: cannablogging)

4gifs:

Platypus playtime

seeing this, i completely understand why scientists originally thought the platypus was something someone must have stitched together.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

gotnorman:

This video is in the walking dead, norman reedus, chandler riggs and countless other tags.  The caption is "Why would she cry over something so stupid help."DO NOT PLAY THIS VIDEO. IT IS A SCREAMER. Poor SPF-irishsexgod fell for it and it scared her so bad it made her heart hurt.  Thankfully she warned me.  Screamers are not funny, or a joke.  They can cause people with heart problems, seizure disorders, or panic/anxiety disorders to have heart attacks, seizures or severe panic attacks.  Not cool.  As someone with a serious anxiety disorder I feel the need to sure this because I know a lot of my followers have anxiety and  other health problems that could be worsted by screamers.  please help get the word out about this screamer.  

oh my fucking god.

stop it tumblr. fucking stop it.

stop it.

hiphopisvintage:

"Answer to the riddle, more hidden than a crook. The only way they find him, if he’s spittin’ in a hook, look."

I just wanna thank anyone on here that has ever been supportive, helpful, kind, loving, caring, or anything like that. Some of you I know in person, and I just don’t know where I’d be today without my friends.

Kristina, Casey <3 I love you two. You were the first people I came out to, and you helped me deal with everything and today, I’m a happier, more confident, more content person. I wake up and smile like I haven’t done in years because I’m happy with who I am, and being around you two, I really really like myself. I haven’t that comfortable with who I am, honestly, since I was around ten years old. 

Ugh <33333 I wish 14 year old me had listened when people told me things would get better. I’m thankful, though, for each and every scar, because it helps me remember where I came from. It helps me identify with those in great pain, and because of my friends, who got me out of my rut, I’m able to help others. 

Everything is good today. 

"Remember kids, when trying to seduce Zombies a natural 1 and a natural 20 are the exact same thing."
— My very patient DM, who taught us a whole lot during our first campaign (via outofcontextdnd)
monsters-of-purgatory:

parallelheart:

yungfeminist:

boyoatmeal:

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT
monsters-of-purgatory:

parallelheart:

yungfeminist:

boyoatmeal:

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

monsters-of-purgatory:

parallelheart:

yungfeminist:

boyoatmeal:

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

(Source: uglyfun)

govnorr:

metal—fingers:

metal—fingers:

Quasimoto’s ‘Talkin’ Shit’ on vinyl.

(Source: hiphopisvintage)

oolongs:

you know ive reblogged this maybe thirty times over the last few years, but i never noticed the fucking phone on his head

(Source: bebop74)

I have a damn good evening planned. Been too long since I’ve played this fighter.